http://www.standingcheese.com Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:11:04 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I've broken down some of the retards in this world into a few categories (because lord knows there are way too many different kinds of retard to write about them all here): The Presidential Year Political Activist retard: This is the person who is completely apolitical, until a presidential election. ... http://www.standingcheese.com/2008/10/08/grouping-the-tards/ It's analysis week here on the ranch. I watched the V.P. debate last night, even though there's no way I will ever vote for John McCain or Barack Obama because of their willingness to rape my wallet to score political points while telling me they're saving me. But I was ... http://www.standingcheese.com/2008/10/03/vp-debate-analysis/ I vow here today that until the day I die I will not support any piece of shit thoughtless, hopeless politician who votes "yea" for any economic bailout package for any reason. Even if they voted "nay" the first time. This includes my piece of shit U.S. Representative, C.A. "Dutch" ... http://www.standingcheese.com/2008/10/02/further-economic-analysis/ Here's my take on the current economic crisis and the government's desire to take (at least) $700,000,000,000 of taxpayer funds to "bail out" Wall Street: Fuck Wall Street. I want Wall St. and the stock market to crater. I want to see a painful recession. I want the ... http://www.standingcheese.com/2008/09/30/my-economy-analysis/ I went to my last Orioles game of the year last night. It was pretty depressing, really. I wasn't living in the state when Camden Yards opened, and it was always a treat to take in a game when I'd come in to visit family -- if you ... http://www.standingcheese.com/2008/09/25/one-last-time/ Over the weekend a former Baltimore City councilman was murdered outside of a nightclub. I didn't know the guy, I wasn't represented by him, I don't know his constituents, the details of the murder, whether he was a target or just at the wrong place at the wrong time, ... http://www.standingcheese.com/2008/09/24/politician-gunned-down/ Here's why I hate the internet: there's too much information available. My TV melted (don't ask), so I need a new one. I'm trying to find a 46-47" flat screen and am trying to figure out which one would be the best value (as a jew I'm required to ... http://www.standingcheese.com/2008/09/23/researching-and-discovering/ First we had the most retarded commercial currently airing on the TV. Now we have the most retarded news headline currently on my home page: Tom Cruise praises Katie Holmes' B'way performance I know Tom Cruise is a tiny little scientologist freak, but I believe that even tiny little scientologist freaks ... http://www.standingcheese.com/2008/09/19/series-of-retardedness/ This is officially the most retarded commercial now showing on the TV: The only thing at all redeeming about it is that it doesn't make the father look like a complete imbecile, buffoon, dumbass, sucker, or dipshit. And even that is mitigated by the fact the father in this commercial ... http://www.standingcheese.com/2008/09/17/all-commericals-suck/ From the "goddamn, people are stupid" department comes this: Study Finds That 35 Percent Of BlackBerry And PDA Users Would Choose Their Device Over Their Spouse This study surveyed 6,500 PDA users, although the story about it doesn't say that all in the study are married. But 35% of 6,500 ... http://www.standingcheese.com/2008/09/15/wanting-robot-sex/