First we had the most retarded commercial currently airing on the TV. Now we have the most retarded news headline currently on my home page:

Tom Cruise praises Katie Holmes’ B’way performance

I know Tom Cruise is a tiny little scientologist freak, but I believe that even tiny little scientologist freaks will genuinely praise their wives’ acting performances when they see their other halves performing on Broadway. And even if tiny little scientologist freaks thought their wives’ performances in Broadway plays were utter shite I’m fairly certain that they’d at least play it off that they loved it for the short bus riding, football helmet wearing, close-set eyes having dipshits with IQs lower than a grapefruit to ask such a stupid question as, “so what’d you think of Katie’s performance?”

And that’s all I have to say about that.