If your initials are B.A.S., the house number on your driver’s license is 1100 and you lost a wallet at Otakon this weekend, please e-mail standingcheese@gmail.com ASAP. Everything is safe and intact, including the money. I just want to return your wallet to you.
(I thought about mailing it back to you certified mail, but I think you need an ID to sign for it and yours is sitting on a desk in my basement.)
Just mail it regular mail. What chances are they to see this blogpost?
You’re probably trying to do other stuff I imagine. One time I lost my wallet and someone put it through my mail slot. So nice.
or you could send it UPS so they just have to sign for it (although you can’t insure cash).