- I told the wife to stop calling my cell phone and start text messaging me. I’m not sure if that’s a dick move or not. Who cares.
- Nothing is more frustrating than having semi-relevant e-mails you send get ignored/blown off. It’s happened to me probably a half dozen times in the last couple of weeks. I guess if you can’t condense your thoughts down to however many characters Twitter allows whomever you’re contacting can’t be bothered. People suck.
- I now consider myself an athlete. Sort of even look the part too. Except for the wrinkles, gray hair (what’s left of it) and glasses.
- I’m finally going to see Body Worlds 2 next week. I am so stoked.
- Still haven’t decided whether to get something expensive and ostentatious or something cheap and practical as my next vehicle. Whatever it is, it needs a right side driver’s seat arm rest. I’m demanding.
- A couple of the ugliest teenage boys I’ve ever seen were having a debate in my gym’s locker room while I was in there changing. It was about which of their little female friends is the most bangable. If the girls they were talking about are in those boys’ league I can only imagine what they look like. Actually, I don’t want to.
- Ok, they probably look something like this.
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