Outta The Closet

With this now in my mp3 player:

I have no choice but to admit to being a fag. Sorry, mom. Good thing I’ve already delivered you a couple grand kids, huh? And hey, at least it’s not this in there:

(I offer this post as proof that watching a Disney movie every day for like 3 weeks will turn you gay. Let that be a lesson to the parents out there.)

7 Responses to “Outta The Closet”


  1. 1 The Aitch

    You’re really skeeving me out here.

  2. 2 The Aitch

    P.S. Get your hairy ass back in that closet ASAP.

  3. 3 standingcheese

    Oh, hey thanks for reminding me. Now that I’m a fag I guess I have to get all my body hair waxed.

  4. 4 midwestie

    Nah, no waxing. Serious gays get their butt hair lasered off for good. We’ll know you’ve crossed the line when you sign up for anal bleaching, though.

  5. 5 standingcheese

    I don’t even know what anal bleaching is. I have much to learn.

    BTW, just to be clear, I’m the gay kind of fag and not the queer kind. I might be gay but I’m not wearing cod pieces, sequined vests and calling everything fabulous.

  6. 6 r.

    I’ll get in the closet with you… cuz I secretly LOVE THE JONAS boyzzzz - OMG they are soooooo fabulous - and yes, I’m 34.

  7. 7 The Aitch

    Oh, thanks for clarifying what kind of homosexual you are. By the way I think you would make a terrible homo because you’re way too selfish. Real homos are total givers. That and I doubt very much you would have gone to see Sex and the City with me.

Leave a Reply