I am here to proclaim the worst drivers in the world to be… chicks, of any age, of any nationality/ethnicity/race/religion, driving any make or model of vehicle, who have cell phones plastered to their ears.
We all know it’s hard enough for girls to do simple math in their heads, so navigating traffic while fiddling with the radio, checking themselves out in the mirror and talking to whomever on their phones about absolutely nothing to pass the time while getting from one point to another is sort of like asking a hot blond cheerleader to explain the structure of quantum mechanics in a quiet room with no distractions.
(And if any hot blond cheerleader can happen to explain the structure of quantum mechanics in a quiet room with no distractions we all know it’d be a lucky guess anyway.)
Anyway. Chicks: stop talking on the f’n phone while you’re driving. You’ve almost killed me twice this week already by paying attention to everything except the goddamn road, and it’s only Wednesday.
Thanks.
Weren’t you one of the ones having a bitchfest over the state’s attempt at banning cellphone conversations while driving?
Things seem little different when you are in harm’s way.
Actually, I am (still) not for banning cell phone use by drivers. It’s always been my opinion that if it’s discovered someone caused an accident while a cell phone was in use it should be an aggravating factor and penalties should be stiffened, like how they do for speeding in work zones.
This post was me being more misogynistic than anti-cell phone while driving.
“We all know it’s hard enough for girls to do simple math in their heads…” Dang right!