The wife came home with news that her friend’s husband told her that her friend has been cheating on him and they are in marriage counseling.

Now, disregarding the issue of cheating completely because neither it nor what I think about it is relevant in this context, I just wonder how any man who is going to sleep with a married woman will choose a short, dumpy mother of FIVE who is on welfare, gets issued food stamps, drives a crappy car and is in no way sexually appealing.

But then it just struck me that I don’t know what the guy looks like.

Never mind.