Up The Shoot

There was an episode of Family Guy a while back where Peter sued his doctor for violating him and stealing his innocence in the form of a prostate exam. After yesterday I can say that I understand exactly how Peter felt and why he felt it.

Even worse, when it was over my doctor said the one thing no man ever really wants to hear. I believe he said it just to be extra cruel: “I want to schedule you for a colonoscopy.” Ugh.

I am hopelessly heterosexual, but I believe that if by some stroke of whatever I go the other way there’s no way I can ever catch. Ever. I would always pitch. Always.

4 Responses to “Up The Shoot”


  1. 1 Sandy

    oh man..don’t really know what to say…Good Luck?

  2. 2 MT

    I’ve been trying to come up with a comment for a while now, but I got nothin’.

  3. 3 dawn

    Ewwww….a real Colon Blow.

    Make sure they give you a picture to take home.

  4. 4 The Aitch

    Better make some more trips to the 7-11.

    If it makes you feel any better, When I was a CNA in the alzheimers unit back in the late 90’s I had to go with a patient to his colonoscopy. The patient also requested that I sit there with him and hold his hand. Then, because he started getting fidgety (having the alzheimers and whatnot) the doc asked that I help hold the patient and to tilt his rear up…. What I’m getting at is that it was short and sweet, they used a condom and lotsa lube and there was very little blood.

    *smooches!*

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