I’m not a big coffee drinker, but once or twice a week I’ll stop for a cup on my way to work. And I’ve found that 7-11 100% Columbian does a nice job of cleaning out the pipes, if you know what I’m saying. Anyway, I was taking a swig and it struck me how my OCD even haunts me when it comes to drinking a dumb cup of coffee. To wit:

Yes, it is true. I subconsciously make sure the label on the heat shield sleeve thing lines up with the label on the cup. For the first time I think I’ve scared myself.