Why can I not find a fucking bag of taco flavored Doritos anymore? The closest I can get is that mixed flavor abomination of taco and chipotle ranch. Fuck a chipotle ranch Dorito! And why does the Doritos website have to be such a visual abortion? It’s horrible.
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There is a group of middle-aged men who run the mean streets of my area pretty much every morning. They run 3-4 wide, take up an entire lane in the road and essentially dare cars to hit them. To me, that’s a dick move. You might be entitled to more of a share of the road when running than cars want to acknowledge, but you’re not entitled to an entire lane and/or to slow down traffic.
Yesterday I was about 7 miles into a 9-miler when I saw the road hogs about a quarter mile ahead of me. As I came up behind them and they heard my footsteps, they stopped talking and looked over to see me pass them. When I pulled up even with them I wished them a “mornin’ fellas” and got silence and two sneers back. WTF. Then I left them in my dust. Assholes.
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During my 9 mile road tour I noticed there is an impressive number of hypodermic needles in the gutters of my “safe” and bucolic suburb. Who knew there were so many reasonably affluent junkies. Or junkie children of the reasonably affluent.
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I am eschewing contact lenses for good old-fashioned glasses. Fuck a LASIK too.
For some reason all the good products disappear, replaced with some crap nobody likes. I have not seen Taco flavor Doritos in years and they were my favorites. I used to be able to find generic taco flavor chips at K-Mart, which also sold a killer brand of generic microwave popcorn, but WalMart put K-Mart out of business and K-Mart doesn’t make that stuff anymore anyway. Too bad. It was good value for your money.
We have road hogs here but it’s usually bicyclists with those ridiculous neon and black stretch pants and their baboon asses in the air. Just the sort of thing I want to be forced to look at as I’m stuck behind them crawling along at 10 mph because they think they own the road.
I last saw a bag of taco flavored Doritos last fall. The next time I went to look for them, this past weekend, they’re nowhere to be found without chipotle ranch Doritos sharing the bag. It sucks.
I also love(d) the Taco Doritos. Just yesterday when I was in the store, I searched high and low for a bag and left in disappointment. The kids opted for nacho cheese Doritos, but those suck, right along with the cool ranch flavor and all of the other shitty blends). I hate it when products are changed or discontinued. They should at least have to give you a warning.
Oooh. Glasses are sexy. I suggest you skip places like wal-mart, shopkp and Eye*masters and go for a real optical boutique because their selection is better, they are trained and knowledgeable and not just some minimum wage earning punk killing time until his shifts over. They will actually make sure you look good. I spend between 3-500 for my glasses each year and they are not something I take lightly. Spend some money on a good pair of stylish frames at a good place and you will always look good! Can’t wait to see them!