A Retard’s Retard

I never felt as big a dork as I did tonight when I turned down an invitation to hang out with a bunch of people I’d actually want to hang out with because…

…I have to get enough rest for a long training run tomorrow.

As the words were coming out of my mouth I realized just how retarded it sounded and I officially feel like what one of the people called me after hearing my horseshit excuse to blow them off: The Biggest Loser.

Good lord, what kind of a dinglefuck almost 40 year-old revolves his life around running?

But at least my thighs look spectacular.

2 Responses to “A Retard’s Retard”


  1. 1 Bakonista

    M.E.T.H.O.D. man…Cheese!!!!

    Finale was the rah digga!

  2. 2 standingcheese

    Yeah, I was ok with Omar biting it, but I’m really hurting that the entire series is gone now.

    What happened to Bunk and Kima though? Just keep on murder policing, I guess.

    Glad to see B-Mo has a new stick-up artist with a conscience setting up shop too.

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