I never felt as big a dork as I did tonight when I turned down an invitation to hang out with a bunch of people I’d actually want to hang out with because…

…I have to get enough rest for a long training run tomorrow.

As the words were coming out of my mouth I realized just how retarded it sounded and I officially feel like what one of the people called me after hearing my horseshit excuse to blow them off: The Biggest Loser.

Good lord, what kind of a dinglefuck almost 40 year-old revolves his life around running?

But at least my thighs look spectacular.