http://www.standingcheese.com/2008/03/07/running-and-apples/ Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:33:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 http://www.standingcheese.com/2008/03/07/running-and-apples/#comment-330 eebmore Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:50:16 +0000 http://www.standingcheese.com/2008/03/07/running-and-apples/#comment-330 I think he was just coming on to you. I think he was just coming on to you.

]]> http://www.standingcheese.com/2008/03/07/running-and-apples/#comment-328 Bakonista Sun, 09 Mar 2008 14:47:59 +0000 http://www.standingcheese.com/2008/03/07/running-and-apples/#comment-328 You should run the full marathon. When you crush the course record in time, you'll qualify for the Boston Marathon, and then can run that. And the vicious cycle will continue. You should run the full marathon. When you crush the course record in time, you’ll qualify for the Boston Marathon, and then can run that. And the vicious cycle will continue.

]]> http://www.standingcheese.com/2008/03/07/running-and-apples/#comment-327 standingcheese Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:02:20 +0000 http://www.standingcheese.com/2008/03/07/running-and-apples/#comment-327 Hey, the Apple weenie in the store told me there was a 30-day full-feature trial for iRub. You mean I was misled? Hey, the Apple weenie in the store told me there was a 30-day full-feature trial for iRub. You mean I was misled?

]]> http://www.standingcheese.com/2008/03/07/running-and-apples/#comment-326 eebmore Fri, 07 Mar 2008 19:41:14 +0000 http://www.standingcheese.com/2008/03/07/running-and-apples/#comment-326 Your iMac doesn't give handjobs? Idjut, you have to pay extra for iRub. This, of course, necessitates purchasing iLube. The big problem with these programs is porn will no longer function on your computer unless you download directly to iRub, at $1 a file. After a couple of weeks of iRub and iLube, you'll have completely forgotten how to function without them, at which point you officially become an iTard. Your iMac doesn’t give handjobs? Idjut, you have to pay extra for iRub. This, of course, necessitates purchasing iLube. The big problem with these programs is porn will no longer function on your computer unless you download directly to iRub, at $1 a file. After a couple of weeks of iRub and iLube, you’ll have completely forgotten how to function without them, at which point you officially become an iTard.

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