This is the elevation profile from the run I did yesterday morning:

Try to guess where on the run I was when I was thinking these thoughts:

“Gulp.”

“GULP!!!!!!!”

“MOTHERFUCKER I HATE THE WORLD”

“MOMMMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

I’m beginning to think my idea of running a half marathon is a bad one. I’m beginning to think registering for three of them in two months is an even worse one.