Who’s rockin the 15/2 FiOS Broadband now? This guy! Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine having 20 minute DVD quality porn scenes downloaded to my desktop in mere moments. I remember back in the day when 2400 baud modems were the shit and a crappy 100K still picture of some scraggly bush whore took a good few minutes. I gets all misty-eyed thinking about how far we’ve come on the internet superhighway. Viva la FiOS! Viva la DVD quality online porn!
You got FiOS?!?!?! I am jealous.
I am so ready for its arrival in my neighborhood, but since the city is slow on the uptake of these things I may have to wait for another year. I so want that bandwidth.
You know what’s funny? I’m on the HOA board for my neighborhood and months ago when they were tearing everything up laying the cable for this people would bitch endlessly about the contractors digging in front of their houses and whatnot and that they wanted it stopped. It got so bad that these idiots physically impeded the Verizon contractors from doing their jobs. I told those people to stop complaining and leave those people alone cuz I’ll be damned if the ignorant unwashed stopped my ass from getting FiOS. Heh.
And, of course, most of the people who were bitching and moaning the loudest on my street have Verizon routers running wireless networks I can see from my laptop now.