Multi Media Meditations

  • I don’t care that Heath Ledger is dead. Unless it causes The Dark Knight’s release to be postponed. Then I curse the bastard.
  • I didn’t realize how important music I choose is to my workouts until my mp3 player’s battery died while I was on the treadmill and I had to plug in to my gym’s shitty music video channels.
  • My current favorite song to run to is “Paralyzer” by Finger Eleven. My Yahoo! Unlimited Music Jukebox To Go thing says that a similar band to Finger Eleven is Puddle of Mudd, whose “Famous” is also on heavy rotation in my eardrums. I think my main criteria for music these days is that it is loud, has distorted guitars and curse words in the lyrics.
  • Unfortunately, at home I can’t get away from “The Best of Both Worlds.” I don’t get the whole Hannah Montana thing. Miley Cyrus isn’t that cute, doesn’t sing well, can’t act worth a fuck, and has one of the most annoying speaking voices on TV. Yet she’s the biggest thing going. And people wonder why I want to slice my wrists (long ways) when I think about the fate of the world.
  • On the other hand, I would do really evil things to The Cheetah Girls, especially if they sang “Fuego” while twirling around a stripper pole for me. (And they’re even all legal; I checked.)
  • Re: the last two bullet points — yes, I am almost 38 years old.
  • Omar is going to fuck some shit up. For real. That boy don’t play.

12 Responses to “Multi Media Meditations”


  1. 1 holly

    ewww…the cheetah girls???

  2. 2 standingcheese

    Even the chubby little blonde one.

  3. 3 holly

    Well, at least you like chubby. I wouldn’t have thought that about you. But still…..ewww.

  4. 4 JJT

    I finally watched that episode of “The Wire” last night–long story. Omar is seriously going to have some fun with Marlo and crew.

    And the Cheetah Girls? Seriously? Wow.

  5. 5 standingcheese

    JJT: Even the chubby little blonde one.

  6. 6 midwestie

    Echoing the others, wouldn’t have thought you’d go for the chub.

    It gives a fatty hope. LOL

    I’m TRAPPED in Hannah Montana land. We have the Best of Both Worlds CD; the second one that is “more Miley” is godawful. Even the kindergartener says, “this isn’t very good”.

  7. 7 Bre

    I can’t believe you all think the blonde one is chubby. She looks normal to me.

  8. 8 standingcheese

    You can tell Sabrina is the type who has to starve herself in order to look good in video and photo shoots and that she knows how to handle a cheeseburger when there aren’t any cameras around. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    What’s even worse though is that I know her name.

  9. 9 The Aitch

    yeah, I figured it would be just a matter of time before I turned you on to the chub. Once you go chub, you never, uh, go uh. fuck, nothing rhymes. But it makes me thinking why a guy ur age and with kids younger than tweens would even be knowledgable about HannahMontana and cheetahs?

    I think that it’s the gay males and us females that are upset abut Heath. I am still in shock, I loved that guy. It’s like such a waste of young, hot, talent. And he was definitely talented. There are so many other hollywood types worthy of death than poor Heath who’s a daddy and everything.

  10. 10 midwestie

    Hannah isn’t just for tweens, Aitch. DD will be 6 in May and she is bugnuts for Hannah. I think once they hit school, it’s all about the cool, and Hannah is it for them.

  11. 11 dawn

    yeah, my kids are into hannah too. the other show that seems to be on our tube non stop is drake and josh. soooooooo annoying.

  12. 12 Under man

    You got it right.
    The cheetah girls can definitely get some, even that fatty Raven Simone can make is on the spank list.

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