I bought Half-Life 2: Episode Two this week. In keeping with Half-Life, Half-Life 2 and Half-Life 2: Episode One it kicks mondo ass.

Included in the The Orange Box With HL2: Episode Two were several other games, including Half-Life 2 and HL2: Episode One.

Because I already own them, I am able to give these two insanely spectacular games to people who don’t through the magic of the internet. It’s full version, uncrippled software free and clear from any necessary current or future remuneration to anybody in perpetuity.

If you’ve been living under a rock for the last few years and don’t know what the hell Half-Life 2 is, let alone HL 2: Episode One, e-mail a brother at standingcheese(at)gmail.com and if I like you enough I’ll hook you up.