There is a short story on the local fishwrap’s website about the identity of some kid who was found dead after firefighters responded to a fire in the woods the other night and discovered it was the kid who was on fire. The story includes this vital piece of information regarding the investigation:

Detectives are investigating the death as suspicious

Let me get this straight. Some kid was found dead and on fire in the woods and the paper is reporting that police are guessing his death occurred under suspicious circumstances? No shit. Thank you, fishwrap, for shining light on the obvious.

Do the powers that be at the Sun really think its readers are that stupid?

That was a rhetorical question.